Blonde Dyes Her Hair Brown
Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few days
later, as she was driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass. Admiring the cute woolly
creatures, she said to the shepherd, ´If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one?´
The shepherd, always the gentleman replied, ´Of course.´
The blonde thought for a moment and for no discernible reason said, ´352.´
This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandably, totally amazed and exclaimed, ´You’re right! O.K., I’ll keep to
my end of the deal. Take your pick of my flock.´
The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally picked one that was by far cuter and more playful than any of the
others. When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, ´O.K.&c now I have a proposition for you. If I can guess your
true hair color, can I have my dog back?
The Tea Party
When I was a toddler, someone had given me a little Tea Set as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys.
Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little cup of ´tea´ which was just water, of
course.
After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My Dad made her wait in the living room
to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, ´Just the cutest thing!´
My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy.
She watches him drink it up and then says, ´Did it ever occur to you that the only place that a toddler can reach to get water is
the toilet?´
Man and Wife
A man said to his wife, ´I don’t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful at the same time.´
The wife responded, ´Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I
would be attracted to you!´